Monday, November 9, 2009

Today Post::Birth: Live

Lynsee, a 23-year-old teacher in Minneapolis, is expecting her first child any day now. And she’s decided to share the whole experience with the world through a web cast from the the Twin Cities' Moms Like Me website, which will broadcast the birth from the hospital as it happens. Only Moms Like Me members will be able to leave comments during the event, though anyone with an internet connection will be able to watch the live feed.

"We wanted to document the pregnancy and create a one-of-a-kind memento for our baby to have forever," Lynsee told the website’s partner KARE-TV 11, which is also following her pregnancy (she requested that I not publish her last name, for privacy reasons). “You’ll be at some of the doctor’s appointments… You’ll be there in the delivery room, tastefully, but you will be there.''

Apparently, Moms Like Me reps claim that this is also about trying to direct more traffic to their website in the spirit of TLC reality programmes.

Would you broadcast your birth? It’s not like you can log off in the middle of a contraction. And seriously, why on earth would you want to share your lady purse with the rest of the world.

Sounds a little too much like Balloon Boy and his attention-seeking parents.

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Today Post::Teen Vogue debuts teen pregnancy

You might not believe it but the model on the left, Jourdan Dunn, is pregnant. And 19. When Teen Vogue editors booked her for the gig they didn’t know she was pregnant until she revealed the news for a feature on she and her fellow model friend Chanel Iman (on the right). While the pregnancy is not explicit, it is heartening to know that Editor-in-Chief, Amy Astley said the editors of the mag had no intention of pulling her from the Nov edition.

“Teen pregnancy is a difficult, real-life issue that Teen Vogue readers (with an average age of 18) are mature enough to be exposed to,” Astley said in a statement. “Teen Vogue felt it was important to support, not punish, Jourdan Dunn, who contributed to a beautiful photo shoot and who will surely have an ongoing and successful career in fashion.”

But, I wonder, if Jourdan was visibly pregnant would they still have put her on the cover of a ‘teen’ magazine given all of the moral panics about teen mums? Jourdan is almost eight months pregnant now and due in December so obviously the shoot was done very early in her pregnancy. As I noted in an earlier post, Jourdan and her belly were featured in a sort of Gladiator-esque pregnancy corset by Gaultier during Paris Fashion Week.

Of her pregnancy, Dunn has said: “All I could think about was what my mom was going to say, my agency, my boyfriend. When I told my mom, she started crying and blaming herself. She got pregnant with me at the same age, and she said, ‘I don’t want you to have to go through what I did.’”

Sure it is great that Vogue editors didn’t want to ‘punish’ Dunn for her pregnancy but one wonders whether the realities of young parenthood are made clear to the readers of Teen Vogue in the issue. Dunn is a beautiful woman but pregnancy for celebrities or in the world of fashion is invariably enrobed in glamour and it might have been more useful or perhaps progressive on behalf of the magazine to allow Dunn to express some of her worries about parenthood in order to educate other young women as opposed to pretending that everything is great.

Today Post::Scary.

Happy Halloween!

Today Post::Love your cervix


Have you ever wondered what your cervix looks like? How about after you’ve given birth?

Then you MUST check out The Beautiful Cervix Project created by a student midwife. This is an ode to being a woman, where cervixes aren’t objects of a medical gaze, but objects of beauty in their own right. The creator not only photographed her own cervix throughout her menstrual cycle, but also has loads of photos of cervixes at different stages of life.

Monday, October 26, 2009

Today Post::Octomum drops her weight

Photo credit: splashnewsonline.com

Holy mother of octuplets! Have you seen Octomum!?

Like a pregnant version of a linebacker, Nadya hit 270lbs during her pregnancy and now she’s back into her pre-baby jeans after a weight loss of 145 lbs without a trainer or surgery.

Losing 40 pounds immediately after delivering her octuplets, Suleman says she felt compelled to join a local gym after their birth. There, she fits in thrice-weekly midnight workouts (while a nanny watches over her sleeping children) with strength training but no cardio. “I get enough of that with the kids,” Suleman, who gets by on three hours of sleep, tells Us.

Well, can’t say that working out at midnight seems very healthy but I suppose it’s better than dropping straight into the plastic surgeon’s office.

Today Post::Caesarean = rape?


Image credit: www.caesarean-art.com

As we all know, the caesarean rate (emergency and elective) has risen dramatically over the past decade in most of the industrialised world and ‘natural’ childbirth has become something of a vestigial organ.

For many women, a caesarean is not only painful but also traumatic. Somehow birth has become only about a healthy outcome and not necessarily about the process or the woman actually giving birth. There is now a growing subculture of women who compare their caesarean births to rape given the lack of control they felt they had over their bodies, the antagonism of hospital staff towards their birth choices and of course, feelings of violation. Recent articles about birth rape are linked to the story of an Arizona mother, Jessica Szabo, who wants to have a VBAC (vaginal birth after caesarean) but is being refused by her local hospital. The hospital argues that all VBACs must have an ‘elective caesarean’. In fact, she’s so mad that she has written ! the following message on her minivan:

“Page Hospital enter my body without my permission … sounds like rape to me!”

There is even an anonymous website devoted to caesarean-inspired art evoking the trauma and pain some women associate with the procedure. Truly haunting (see above).

What do you think?

Today Post::Breastfeeding is awesome in New Zealand

Check out a super new public breastfeeding campaign in New Zealand.

“Although New Zealand has breastfeeding rates that are consistent with other OECD countries, rates are low at six weeks, especially among Māori and Pacific women," said Ministry of Health Deputy Director Margie Apa. She went on to say that barriers to breastfeeding, including "lack of breastfeeding support and information, mothers returning to paid work and finding it hard to continue breastfeeding, and negative attitudes to breastfeeding from the general public and family members" tend to more adversely affect minorities, teenage parents and low-income moms.

Small country, so progressive.

Today Post::Kendra: TMFI


Ah Kendra. Miss ex-Playboy has opened up to In Touch about all things pregnant, including her discovery that her breasts are leaking milk to which she responded by screaming and likening herself to a cow.

How much weight have you gained so far?

Kendra Wilkinson: I have gained 40 pounds. I still have a month-and-a-half to go. I was 110 or 115 and now weigh 150.

How do you feel about the weight gain?
KW: There are things I love about it. I love that my hips are growing, even though it hurts. I want that butt and am starting to get it, so I'm excited.

What have you been craving?
KW: I've been eating a lot of breakfast — eggs, bacon and cheese sandwiches with wheat toast, a lot of waffles with peanut butter. Peanut butter is my biggest craving. I actually put bananas and syrup all over it, too.

Even though I don't usually eat much meat, I've been eating a lot of ribs with barbecue sauce and steak. Also, my craving for chocolate came back. I never ate it before because it gave me migraines.

Has it changed your sex life?
KW: Yes, it's changed our sex life — for the worse [laughs]. I am a wild girl in bed and I can't really be that wild anymore because I have limits now. I have 40 extra pounds in my belly, so I get tired easily.

But no, of course, it's still great. I have a great man in bed, he definitely knows how to please me. But, yeah, we'll be better after when we have more energy!

Do you feel prettier pregnant?
KW: I have never felt this beautiful! The one thing I love about being pregnant is my skin, I used to have the worst acne. My whole life it's been horrible — on The Girls Next Door, it was disgusting. This is the best skin that I have ever had in my life!

What's the best thing about being pregnant?
KW: The greatest thing is probably just feeling like a queen. Everybody does everything for me. And Hank is always just giving me unconditional love — that different type of love that I've never felt before.

Today Post::Foetal fascinations

So, I’m sure all of you pregnant gals out there have been wondering how you can commemorate your foetus’ first photo more spectacularly than just shoving the thing in your purse and yanking it out for every person that notices that you’re pregnant.

How about a turning your ultrasound image into a decorative canvas? Or a personalised ultrasound postage stamp? Or, my personal favourite: CUFFLINKS.

Has the world gone cuckoo? Cufflinks? Seriously?

I think I need a little lie down.

Today Post::Baby bumps on the catwalk

Hello, again. Excuse my absence, I’ve had a serious case of essay-marking-itis. Basically, that entails me sitting in an office for 12 hours a day marking essays until my hands crumple with fatigue from typing.

Anyway, looks like pregnancy chic was making it big at Paris Fashion Week….

Singer Roisin Murphy, who also happens to be 7 months pregnant, wore the peach coloured tutu (above) to a Paris fashion show. It was designed by Victor & Rolf.

Speaking of wacky pregnancy fashion, Jean Paul Gaultier created a pregnancy corset for pregnant British model Jourdan Dunn.

Um, not so sure about the pregnancy corset but definitely not so much on the tutu.

Friday, October 9, 2009

Today Post::Owen Drilling


Lisa’s son owen “helping” get the baby out at 40+ weeks. July 2009.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Today Post::Heidi does pregnancy covered in chocolate


Oh Heidi. It appears that the Kluminator not only has an entire book devoted to her beauty, Heidi revealed on Ellen that she also appears naked and pregnant and dripping in chocolate sauce.

The model, snapped by famous photog Rankin, said:

“We were doing our normal shoot and afterwards he said, ‘Let’s do some pictures for the book.’ I said, ‘I would love to be covered in chocolate.’

“So someone ran out to the store and got, like, I think, seven or eight of those squirty chocolate things and they just squirted it all over me and he took the photo.

“It was yummy… especially when you’re pregnant.”

Wondering how she got the chocolate off? “I licked half of it up.”

Oh and weirdo Ellen gave Heidi a pair of baby high heels because she’s convinced Heidi is having a girl. Um, me no likey.

Saturday, October 3, 2009

Today Post::Moral panic Friday

So, here’s a game I like to play that I call ‘how to ruin your baby’s life before it’s even born’.

Just go to Google News and type in ‘pregnancy’ and see what headlines you get:

  • Smoking in pregnancy risks psychotic children

  • Obese women have higher risk of giving birth to baby with heart defect

  • Stillbirth in first pregnancy raises risk for subsequent pregnancy

  • Anti-depressants pregnancy risk

I actually miss the days when a news search about pregnancy immediately brought up fluffy stories about celebrities and maternity clothes.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Today Post::The Basis of the Justisse Method

Cervical Mucus Cycle Wheel

Cervical Mucus Chart

The basis of the Justisse Method is the observation of cervical mucus in the menstrual cycle. Basal body temperature, cervical changes, and other cycle events and signs of fertility are used to support the information provided by cervical mucus observations. All events and signs are important in understanding reproductive health and fertility.

The 1st day of the cycle is the 1st day of menstruation. Menstrual flow lasts about three to seven days. A healthy menstrual flow begins as heavy or moderate and subsides to light or very light.

After menstruation, you will usually notice a few days where the sensation at the vulva is and no cervical mucus is observed (except in shorter cycles).

After those dry days, you may notice some discharge at the vulva. You may notice it on your undergarments or as a sensation of extra smoothness or lubrication when you wipe yourself after going to the bathroom. You may first notice a sticky white mucus discharge. After a few days, the discharge becomes clear and/or stretchy, accompanied by a sensation of lubrication or slipperiness at the vulva. The last day of mucus that is clear, stretchy, or lubricative is called the Peak Day.

Following the Peak Day, there is a dramatic change. The mucus changes to a sticky white discharge or disappears altogether. The sensation at the vulva returns to dry. From the 4th day after peak until the beginning of the next menstrual flow, you will notice you are dry.

Fertile days include the menstrual flow and all mucus days, from the first day mucus appears through to the Peak Day and for 3 days following.

Infertile days include the dry days after menstruation and from the fourth day after Peak Day until the beginning of the next menstruation.

In the diagram of the "cervical mucus cycle wheel" you will notice that the days between the Peak Day and the onset of menstruation are numbered from 1 to 14. No numbers appear from the start of menstruation and up to and including the Peak Day. This is because the phase before Peak Day may vary in length. The phase after Peak Day is stable in length. Fourteen (14) days is the average length of this post-Peak-phase. Peak Day correlates very closely with the time of ovulation.

Occasionally women experience a cycle that is shorter cycle than they would normally expect. When this happens, ovulation may occur earlier in the cycle. The clue to an early ovulation is that there are no dry days following menstruation. Instead, mucus will be present during the light and very light days of menstrual flow. Taking this possibility into consideration, and being aware that you cannot predict when a cycle will be short, the menstrual flow is considered fertile. However, the light and very light days of the menstrual flow can be observed for mucus as any other day. If there is no mucus on the light and very light days then these days are infertile.

All days of menstruation are considered fertile until a woman can confidently identify her light days of bleeding as dry. As well, she must be confident that her bleeding is a true menstrual bleed and not another type of bleeding. When she is confident of these two things then she may consider days 1-5 (the first 5 days) of her menstrual cycle as infertile. Such confidence generally comes after having charted for at least one year.

The Count of 3 after Peak Day is necessary because ovulation can possibly occur on those days. On average, ovulation occurs on Peak Day. However, statistics have shown that ovulation can occur on the first, second or third day after peak, or the day before Peak. Even though you are dry on the days after peak your vaginal environment is still alkaline enough to support sperm life. Thus if ovulation were to occur on one of those dry days within the Count of 3 intercourse might result in a pregnancy. That is why those days are considered fertile, and it is important for a woman who is avoiding pregnancy or wanting to become pregnant to consider this.

Today Post::Pregnancy Complications

Pregnancy complications are difficult events, or happenings, that can take place in different phases of a pregnancy. Some actually happen after you give birth. Many times, they are unpredictable. Knowing all possible risk factors that may apply to your own health during your pregnancy is a surefire way to help prevent possible complications.

Placenta previa is a rare, but serious condition that can occur. This is when the cervix is blocked by the placenta. It can be harmful to both mother and child. There are a variety of problems that you can encounter while pregnant. Some are related to genetics; such as Trisomy, and others in which can be treated if detected early enough. Iron deficiency anemia in pregnancy is a pregnancy complication that should be tested starting from your first prenatal visit, and continue on throughout. Anxiety during pregnancy is a common complication that can start as early as conception.

Today Post::Early Pregnancy Symptoms

Symptom

When It Occurs

What Causes It to Occur During Pregnancy

Other Possible Causes

A missed period

Around the time that your period is due.

Rising levels of progesterone fully suppress your menstrual period.

Jet lag, extreme weight loss or gain, a change in climate, a chronic disease such as diabetes or tuberculosis, severe illness, surgery, shock, bereavement, or other sources of stress.

A lighter-than-average period

Around the time that your period is due.

Your progesterone levels are rising, but they are still not high enough to fully suppress your menstrual period.

May also be experienced by birth control pill users.

A small amount of spotting

Approximately 1 week after conception.

This type of spotting may occur when the fertilized egg implants in the uterine wall about a week after conception has occurred.

May be experienced by users of birth control pills and women with fibroids or infections. Some women routinely experience midcycle spotting.

Abdominal cramping (periodlike cramping in the lower abdomen and pelvis and/or bloating and gassiness)

Around the time that your period is due.

Abdominal cramping may be triggered by the hormonal changes of early pregnancy. Some women describe this cramping as a feeling like their period is about to start.

PMS, constipation, irritable bowel syndrome.

Breast tenderness and enlargement

Breast tenderness can set in as early as a few days after conception; It doesn’t typically last beyond the first trimester.

Breast tenderness and enlargement are caused by the hormonal changes of early pregnancy. You may also notice some changes to the appearance of your breasts: the areola may begin to darken and the tiny glands on the areola may begin to enlarge.

Premenstrual syndrome (PMS), excessive caffeine intake, or fibrocystic breast disease.

Morning sickness (a catchall term that is used to describe everything from mild nausea to severe vomiting that can lead to dehydration)

2 to 8 weeks after conception.

Scientists believe that morning sickness is somehow linked to high levels of progesterone and human chorionic gonadotropin (hCG), but they aren’t sure of the particular mechanisms involved.

Flu, food poisoning, or other illnesses.

Food aversions and cravings (e.g., a metallic taste in the mouth and/or a craving for certain types of foods)

2 to 8 weeks after conception.

Food aversions and cravings are triggered by the hormonal changes of early pregnancy.

Poor diet, stress, or PMS.

Heightened sense of smell

2 to 8 weeks after conception.

The heightened sense of smell that many pregnant women experience is the result of the hormonal changes of early pregnancy.

Illness.

Increased need to urinate

As early as 2 to 3 weeks after conception.

The increased need to urinate is triggered by increased blood flow intake.

A urinary tract infection, uterine fibroids, or excessive caffeine to the pelvic region and by the production of human chorionic gonadotropin (hCG) during early pregnancy.

Constipation

As early as 2 to 3 weeks after conception

Progesterone relaxes the intestinal muscles, resulting in varying degrees of constipation.

Inadequate intake of high-fiber foods or inadequate consumption of fluids.

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Today Post::Working mums are bad mums

Welcome to this week’s first cautionary tale.

Headlines are blazing upon the announcement of data from a UK study declaring “Working mothers’ children unfit”. What do they mean? Oh well, that apparently women who work more than 20 hours per week end up with fat, lonely and basically maladjusted 5 year olds.

And they didn’t even bother to look at the male partners because they decided that the women’s working hours fluctuated more. Professor Catherine Law, who led the study, is careful to state that this study does not mean that women should not work, rather parents need to be better supported. But seriously. This is the same research group that found that children are more likely to be overweight by the age of 3 if their mothers work. These results will inevitably be used against women in some form or another.

Sally Russell, a spokesman for Netmums, said: “The stress and guilt associated with being a working mum is something we are all too well aware of. This report adds to that guilt.

“With many more mums having no choice but to work these days and with government policy actively encouraging it, it is difficult to know how mums can do better. “

We should be applauding mothers for returning to work and managing their households and not 1) not punishing them for working out of desire or necessity or 2) pitting women who work and women who do not work in paid employment against one another. This research, whether it was intented or not, only fuels already entrenched debates about motherhood and who is a ‘good’ mum and who is a ‘bad’ mum.

Today Post::Jenna Jameson is not just a porn star.


You have been warned. Oh and she wants you to know that she’s not just a porn star.

Today Post::Bleeding in the First Half of Pregnancy

Bleeding in the First Half of Pregnancy:

Bleeding in pregnancy can be extremely alarming upon first finding out that we are expecting. Here are some possible reasons for spotting during early pregnancy.

  • Implantation Bleeding. A normal symptom of early pregnancy. Occurs 5-12 days after conception. Implantation is experienced differently for each woman.
  • Infection in the pelvic cavity or urinary tract.
  • Bleeding after Intercourse. The cervix is very sensitive. Normal intercourse does not cause a miscarriage. Be sure you know what can contribute to miscarriage ahead of time. Discontinue intercourse until you consult your physician if you experience any amount of vaginal bleeding after intercourse to prevent further irritation.

Bleeding in the Second Half of Pregnancy:
Any bleeding in pregnancy can be scary. In the second half of pregnancy, minor bleeding can be caused by an inflamed cervix or growths on the cervix. Bleeding in the late part may also pose a threat to the health of the fetus or the mother. Be sure to be in touch with your physician if you experience any bleeding in the second or third trimester of pregnancy. All bleeding in pregnancy should be reported to your doctor.

Placental or Placenta Abruption:
When the placenta detaches from the uterine wall before or during labor, placental abruption occurs. This happens to 1% of pregnant woman and usually occurs during the last 12 weeks of pregnancy.

What are the signs of Placental Abruption?
- Bleeding
- Pain in stomach

Who is at risk for Placental Abruption?
- Women over the age of 35
- Women who have already had children
- Women who have had an abruption in the past
- Women who have sickle cell anemia
- Women who have high blood pressure
- Women who have had trauma or injuries to their stomach area
- Woman who use drugs/cocaine

Placenta Previa:
When the placenta lies low in the uterus, placenta previa is occuring. This is a serious condition that requires immediate care. Positioning of the placenta will often partially or completely cover the cervix. Placenta previa occurs in 1 in 200 pregnancies. There usually is no pain associated with placenta previa.

Who is at risk for Placenta Previa?
- Women who have already had children
- Women who have had a previous cesarean birth
- Women who have had previous surgery on uterus
- Women who are pregnant with multiples

Preterm Labor:
Vaginal bleeding in pregnancy can be a sign of labor. A few weeks before labor starts, the mucus plug may dislodge and pass. This is usually made up of mucus and blood. When this happens, this can mean that preterm labor may begin in the very near future. Preterm labor occurs before the 37th week of pregnancy.

What are the signs of Preterm Labor?
- Vaginal discharge. This can be watery, mucus, or bloody.
- Lower abdominal/ pelvic pressure
- Low, dull backache
- Cramping in stomach either with or without diarrhea
- Consistent Uterine tightening or contractions

Monday, September 28, 2009

Today Post::News you can use

Monday news roundup:

The Society of Obstetricians and Gynaecologists of Canada says a C-section should not be offered to a pregnant woman unless there is a valid medical reason to perform one. But, a University of British Columbia study found that 2 per cent of obstetricians were in favour of a woman’s right to choose a C-section for herself, even in the absence of a medical indication.

Speaking of caesars, Charlotte Church says giving birth naturally was pretty rough: “It’s absolutely, disgustingly horrendous.It’s shocking I tell you that. I had both babies at home, two home births, just with gas and air. It was horrendous. I mean it was amazing and awesome and crazily whatever, a completely different experience but you know, I might do it again because I’m a little bit of a sadist that way.”

Over in supermodel preggo land, the maternity style wars were on as Heidi Klum and Gisele Bundchen tooled around town with their bumps in all their glory

In case you missed it, Shiloh Pitt, 3, lost her front tooth. This has prompted such heated internet discussion, forcing Brangelina to issue a press release answering questions about the obvious gap in Shiloh’s smile. Most people think Shiloh is too young to start losing teeth, so most of the web is settled on the idea that Zahara either clocked her in the face or she has been eating skittles for breakfast.

Speaking of half-pint celebs, Suri Cruise is not only a style maven for other three year olds, her mother, Katie Holmes points to Suri as her inspiration for her new fashion line she is launching with her stylist Jeanne Yang: “It has been my dream forever to be in fashion and I’m truly inspired by my daughter Suri. She just loves dressing up so I decided to launch this exciting venture with Jeanne.” Um, let’s just hope that her new line doesn’t include sparkly shell shaped handbags or kitten heels.

Oh, and Nicole Richie has snapped back into her size zeros in just under 2 weeks. Ho Hum.

Friday, September 25, 2009

Today Post::LeeLee, little kid cravings and lots of exercise

Does anyone remember LeeLee Sobieski? Well, um, she’s pregnant and according to Us, she’s been having some ‘little kid’ food cravings:

“I eat less ice cream than I ever did because the baby takes up so much space. Ginger is really good. I kind of want ginger to settle the stomach sometimes and then macaroni and cheese. I kind of like little kid food. I think I like eating what little kids eat.”

She’s still working out with her trainer which, according to the recently published results of the Norwegian Mother and Child Cohort Study, is a good thing because the researchers found that first-time mothers who exercised at least three times a week during their pregnancy were less likely to give birth to a baby with excessive birth weight. Women who exercised during pregnancy were also found to decrease their risk of developing pre-eclampsia by 20%.

Today Post::Heidi 'letting it all hang out'


“The great thing about being pregnant and going to these things is that I don't have to suck my stomach in," the supermodel and Project Runway host told PEOPLE at Los Angeles Confidential's pre-Emmy party. "It's fabulous! I can let it all out."

And let it out she did…in a fabulous party frock just a few weeks out from the birth of her fourth child. I can imagine that being pregnant for a supermodel has to be pretty weird and also liberating. When everyone knows you for your washboard abs and tiny waist, on some level, for women like Klum that have jobs that require that they manage the size of their bodies constantly, it’s easy to see why being pregnant would actually be a relief in a way that for most women it really isn’t. I wrote about this same idea in an earlier post about Milla Jovovich.
Milla, as many of you know, gained quite a bit of weight during her first pregnancy (70lbs). She often cited her feelings of empowerment and liberation in being able to eat whatever she wanted after a lifetime of having to watch every morsel of food that passed her lips.

Heidi Klum said the other day that she wasn’t sure that she would be able to lose her baby weight in time for the Victoria’s Secret runway show in December. In her last pregnancy, she had her baby in September and was famously back on the catwalk in two months. For her own sake, I hope that Heidi doesn’t push herself back into her knickers just for the satisfaction of her fans. Having a baby is a big deal. She needs to recover in her own time and not according to everyone else’s timeline.

In other news, the BBP has been selected for preservation in PANDORA by the State Library of Victoria. PANDORA is an online archive in which selected Australian websites, deemed to be of ‘national importance’ are preserved and made permanently available to the public for research and reference. Personal sites, like this, are usually only selected if they provide information of significant research value unavailable elsewhere. PRETTY BLOODY EXCITING!


Today Post::Suri Cruise: fashion maven

Spotted: Suri Cruise in kitten heels.

The Daily Mail is speculating that our little Suri with the fringe on top is ‘growing up too fast’.

At the moment, 65 ‘news’ articles have been written about the sartorial proclivities of the world’s most famous (and by the looks of it, fashion-forward) 3 year old.

The style-wars have clearly migrated from realm of celebrity women to their pint-size doppelgangers. Oh, you think I’m kidding?

Child Style magazine has just been launched, and this month’s edition features ‘couture’ Halloween costumes, way too much advertising, and lots of mothers with too much time on their hands.

Today Post::Losing weight is a 'cinch': puke

Apparently, losing your baby weight is now a ‘cinch’ thanks to a modern-day corset thing by Anew that allows post-baby mums to ‘look fit’ without actually getting ‘fit’. Sort of like another expensive version of Spanx so you can shrink your waist and your wallet without actually losing anything in between.

Not sure how I feel about this. The product website has this slogan ‘Achieve your balance, Anew your life’ sort of implying that if you can have a slimmer waist, somehow your life will be transformed. I think for most women, as ‘empowering’ as fitting into your pre-pregnancy clothes may be, what really needs to be addressed are the life-altering changes that come with motherhood. It’s never really about the weight. The weight is just an easy place to focus your anxiety. A corset isn’t going to solve your problems and hiding the extra weight is really only a temporary cure.

Today Post::Bec Hewitt bounces back

Bec Hewitt (wife of Lleyton Hewitt, tennis player) is upheld as the best in body after baby in the last issue of Ok! Australia . What enrages me the most about the article is not necessarily that some editor deemed Bec Hewitt, quite possibly the most uninteresting ‘celebrity’ ever, but that the magazine suggests that Bec has ‘bounce back secrets’ which upon reading said ’secrets’ are really just weight loss as a consequence of being a busy mother of two children. In fact, when I was reading the article, it made me think of Miranda in SATC in the episode in season 6 where she fits back into her ’skinny jeans’. When the other gals ask her how she did it, she says that she had a baby and no longer had any time to eat. While Ok! seems to pitch Bec’s eating/exercise as some kind of ‘regimen’, in fact, wha! t Bec has done to lose her baby weight is eat healthfully and exercise moderately when she has the time and from appearances, it seems that she is fairly fully occupied with her children. She note that she has some kind of fancy trainer. Whether this admission (or perhaps lack thereof) plays right into the fancy of celebrity motherhood as easy and worry-free is up for debate but what also got me thinking was that her husband’s role was pretty much non-existent in her quest to reclaim her body. She mentioned that her brother looked after the kids when she wanted to exercise but the the affective work of caregiving was primarily her own. Mr. Tennis rarely got a mention.

Today Post::Friday news you can use

I have my finger on the pulse so you don’t have to:

Katherine Heigl has a new baby girl she adopted from Korea

Nicole Richie has been spotted kicking around Bev Hills minus her new little bird, looking remarkably svelte just one week post-birth

Jenna Elfman is pregnant with her second in real life and on her show.

Halle Berry is allegedly covering up her second bump…

Today Post::This and that!

OMG. You are probably so cross with me for disappearing for a week without warning. Well, let me tell you, it’s been one busy week for me and pretty slow week for pregnancy news. I’ll save the details for another day and get on with what I do best. Here is a smattering of things on my radar:

So, I’m amused to see the US News and World Report’s 7 Strategies for a Successful Maternity Leave. What I find particularly funny (or perhaps ironic?) is that strategising about your maternity leave is really only necessary when you actually have maternity leave. Even more amusing is the tip to ‘Find Good Child Care’ while you are on maternity leave. If any woman here in Melbourne actually waited until her baby was actually born to work on childcare, no one would have care until the kid was three. Ladies here get on the waiting lists at the first whiff of pregnancy.

And if this isn’t a cautionary tale, I don’t know what is, in spite of the researcher’s warning that the research should not be used to prevent women from choosing to terminate their pregnancies. I can just see the pro-life lobby falling over themselves to find a way to use this new ‘risk’ to challenge choice.

Australian obs are pissed off with Health Minister Nicola Roxon after accusations that they have been raising their fees as much as 20% by taking advantage of the existing Medicare safety net. Come January, however, Roxon is cutting them off when Medicare refunds are capped. According to new reports, the increase in charges helped turn obstetricians into millionaires with the highest earning 10 per cent of obstetricians now earning $1.8 million a year - $1.1 million of which comes from Medicare. Perhaps another reason to go with a midwife!

And finally, while I’m happy that Kim Clijsters made such a spectacular ‘comeback’ to tennis this week winning the US Open, I’m annoyed (again) that the fact that she is a mother somehow makes this astonishing victory more astonishing. Clijsters is a great player; why are our expectations so low for women when they rebound from motherhood?

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Today Post::Danger: Exploding thighs!


Heidi Klum opens up to Page Six about her pregnant body, saying the last month is the worst:

“The last month is unbelievable, how rapidly your stomach goes. It’s huge. The thighs, the butt — everything explodes in the end.”

“It’s bizarre. Just as it’s a miracle that you can grow a human being in your belly, it’s a miracle that your body goes back to normal again,” she says. “I don’t think you ever get back to exactly the way you were, but you do get close. And I’m happy with that. Especially when you see your kid for the first time.”

And of course, Heidi isn’t worried about regaining her pre-baby body.

Today Post::Moral panic Monday!

Oh yes, I love a good cautionary tale.

Once again, young women are being urged to procreate hot on the heels of the Relationships Australia survey that claims three-quarters of generation X (aged 30-39) and Y (18-29) women plan to have children, but only 16 per cent are thinking about having them now. Is it me or does this same moral panic about fertility creep up about every six months? I wrote a bit of a manifesto back in January of this year.

Is it any coincidence that a survey like this, essentially asking women to give up their career aspirations and dreams of a few good years of independence to throw it all in just to have babies at 22?

I think not.

As we approach the mother of all rallys in Canberra this week (yeah, homebirthing!) and all of this current fuss about popping out children, I’ve been thinking about where feminism fits in the puzzle.

In spite of hard-won changes to Australian women's legal and political status over the last 30 years, anxieties about pregnancy and motherhood clearly continue to brew in popular culture. Ways of combining motherhood with other feminist aspirations are rarely discussed in the current Australian political climate but become particularly visible when it comes to actually having babies and the way that you have them. Sure, this stupid Relationships Australia survey can somewhat irresponsibly encourage younger women to have babies in theory but in reality, WHERE IS ALL OF THE NECESSARY INFRASTRUCTURE TO SUPPORT MOTHERS?! I mean come on, Australia is still lost in the woods when it comes to paid maternity leave, the maternity system itself is barely surviving and it is now almost impossible to get you kid into childcare within spitting distance of your house. So, I ask you, Relationship Australia, how do you expect young women to be mothers if we continue to live in a cultur! e where motherhood is not valued? What makes me even more insane with rage is that instead of blaming the bloody government for not fulfilling it’s obligation to support women as mothers, women often end up blaming ‘feminism’ (like she was a person) for failing to live up to it’s promise that it’s easy to ‘have it all’. I tend to think that all of this moral panic about fertility may point to a 'backlash' against feminism(s) both by the Australian government and women themselves. The government absolves itself by telling women that they are getting to independent and they should be ‘good’ women and stay at home and have more babies and women complain to each other that climbing the corporate ladder is impossible with 2 kids and a lazy husband.

ARGH.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Today Post::Coffee with a side of naked


What better way to say ‘I’m a narcissist’ than to release a coffee table book of yourself in various states of undress?

Well, leave it to 8 months preggo Heidi Klum to enhance her already overexposed profile with an ode to herself called (and you’ll love this) HEIDILICIOUS.

Sorry, I’m trying to hold the vomit down.

Klum tells LA Confidential Mag: “It's very naughty. I've been shooting with this photographer, Rankin, for seven years, and working with him is fun because he always makes me look different. And he always gets me to take my clothes off for some reason. We'll do some job, and then he'll say, "Why don't we shoot some more things," and I'll wind up without anything on.”

Wonder if any preggo shots are in here…From the cover, I’m guessing not.

My verdict? FAIL.