Today Post::For the mother (I mean baby) that has everything.

Nothing says ‘ostentatious’ like this ultimate statement in the commodification of babyhood: The Juicy Couture pram.

Dubbed ‘royalty on wheels’ (*excuse me while I vomit*), for nearly AU $800, not only do you get a pram that is ‘ergonomically optimised’ with ‘foam insulated handles’ and four seat positions, you get an all-terrain vehicle that is decorated in a nauseating shade of Pepto-Bismol pink. But wait! There’s more!

Your $800 is well spent because you also have the option of a ‘faux fur footmuff”. WTF is a footmuff? You even get a ‘customisable luggage tag’. What better way for the label-obsessed yummy mummy to say ‘My child is an accessory’.

PUKE.